It may comfort you to know that Fry’s death took only fifteen seconds, yet the pain was so intense, that it felt to him like fifteen years. And it goes without saying, it caused him to empty his bowels. Alright, let’s mafia things up a bit. Joey, burn down the ship. Clamps, burn down the crew. They’re like sex, except I’m having them!
A Bicyclops Built For Two
I’m sure those windmills will keep them cool. Say it in Russian! I was having the most wonderful dream. Except you were there, and you were there, and you were there! Well, thanks to the Internet, I’m now bored with sex. Is there a place on the web that panders to my lust for violence? Goodbye, friends. I never thought I’d die like this. But I always really hoped.
- I’ve got to find a way to escape the horrible ravages of youth. Suddenly, I’m going to the bathroom like clockwork, every three hours. And those jerks at Social Security stopped sending me checks. Now ‚I” have to pay ”them’!
- Okay, I like a challenge.
- Professor, make a woman out of me.
- We need rest. The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.
The Route of All Evil
I can explain. It’s very valuable. Can I use the gun? Of all the friends I’ve had… you’re the first. What kind of a father would I be if I said no? It doesn’t look so shiny to me.
Yeah, I do that with my stupidness. Bender, this is Fry’s decision… and he made it wrong. So it’s time for us to interfere in his life. Shut up and get to the point! Check it out, y’all. Everyone who was invited is here. Now Fry, it’s been a few years since medical school, so remind me. Disemboweling in your species: fatal or non-fatal?
- You guys aren’t Santa! You’re not even robots. How dare you lie in front of Jesus?
- You guys realize you live in a sewer, right?
- For example, if you killed your grandfather, you’d cease to exist!
- Is that a cooking show?
- You, a bobsleder!? That I’d like to see!
A Leela of Her Own
Yes, I saw. You were doing well, until everyone died. I just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating. Fry, that doesn’t make sense. You’re going to do his laundry? Hi, I’m a naughty nurse, and I really need someone to talk to. $9.95 a minute. Come, Comrade Bender! We must take to the streets!