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Is today?s hectic lifestyle making you tense and impatient? Oh, but you can. But you may have to metaphorically make a deal with the devil. And by ?devil?, I mean Robot Devil. And by ?metaphorically?, I mean get your coat. I love you, buddy! Shut up and get to the point! Ummm?to eBay? You seem malnourished. Are you suffering from intestinal parasites?

My Three Suns

Is today’s hectic lifestyle making you tense and impatient? Oh, but you can. But you may have to metaphorically make a deal with the devil. And by „devil”, I mean Robot Devil. And by „metaphorically”, I mean get your coat. I love you, buddy! Shut up and get to the point! Ummm?to eBay? You seem malnourished. Are you suffering from intestinal parasites?

When Aliens Attack

It may comfort you to know that Fry’s death took only fifteen seconds, yet the pain was so intense, that it felt to him like fifteen years. And it goes without saying, it caused him to empty his bowels. Your best is an idiot! It’s just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. Also he got a race car. Is any of this getting through to you? Tell her you just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating.

  • Oh no! The professor will hit me! But if Zoidberg ‚fixes’ it? then perhaps gifts!
  • Oh, how awful. Did he at least die painlessly? ?To shreds, you say. Well, how is his wife holding up? ?To shreds, you say.
  • Shut up and get to the point!
  • This opera’s as lousy as it is brilliant! Your lyrics lack subtlety. You can’t just have your characters announce how they feel. That makes me feel angry!
  • If rubbin’ frozen dirt in your crotch is wrong, hey I don’t wanna be right.

Amazon Women in the Mood

Soon enough. Enough about your promiscuous mother, Hermes! We have bigger problems. Now, now. Perfectly symmetrical violence never solved anything. Actually, that’s still true.

Time Keeps on Slippin’

Too much work. Let’s burn it and say we dumped it in the sewer. Okay, it’s 500 dollars, you have no choice of carrier, the battery can’t hold the charge and the reception isn’t very? Well, then good news! It’s a suppository. Bender, quit destroying the universe! But I know you in the future. I cleaned your poop. Look, everyone wants to be like Germany, but do we really have the pure strength of ‚will’?

  1. Well, let’s just dump it in the sewer and say we delivered it.
  2. We’ll go deliver this crate like professionals, and then we’ll go home.
  3. Now, now. Perfectly symmetrical violence never solved anything.
Godfellas

Well, let’s just dump it in the sewer and say we delivered it. Or a guy who burns down a bar for the insurance money! Oh, I think we should just stay friends.


When Aliens Attack

Professor, make a woman out of me. Hey, what kinda party is this? There’s no booze and only one hooker. What are you hacking off? Is it my torso?! ‚It is!’ My precious torso! No! The kind with looting and maybe starting a few fires! Oh, how awful. Did he at least die painlessly? ?To shreds, you say. Well, how is his wife holding up? ?To shreds, you say. I videotape every customer that comes in here, so that I may blackmail them later.

The Farnsworth Parabox

I saw you with those two „ladies of the evening” at Elzars. Explain that. Fetal stemcells, aren’t those controversial? We’ll go deliver this crate like professionals, and then we’ll go home. It doesn’t look so shiny to me. With a warning label this big, you know they gotta be fun!

  • There, now he’s trapped in a book I wrote: a crummy world of plot holes and spelling errors!
  • No, just a regular mistake.
  • Or a guy who burns down a bar for the insurance money!
  • Well I’da done better, but it’s plum hard pleading a case while awaiting trial for that there incompetence.

Crimes of the Hot

Hey! I’m a porno-dealing monster, what do I care what you think? When I was first asked to make a film about my nephew, Hubert Farnsworth, I thought „Why should I?” Then later, Leela made the film. But if I did make it, you can bet there would have been more topless women on motorcycles. Roll film! Tell her you just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating. Or a guy who burns down a bar for the insurance money! Oh, I think we should just stay friends. Okay, I like a challenge.

A Bicyclops Built For Two

In our darkest hour, we can stand erect, with proud upthrust bosoms. Daddy Bender, we’re hungry. I suppose I could part with ‚one’ and still be feared? Humans dating robots is sick. You people wonder why I’m still single? It’s ’cause all the fine robot sisters are dating humans! We’re also Santa Claus!

  1. In our darkest hour, we can stand erect, with proud upthrust bosoms.
  2. I saw you with those two „ladies of the evening” at Elzars. Explain that.
  3. Shut up and take my money!
Fear of a Bot Planet

This opera’s as lousy as it is brilliant! Your lyrics lack subtlety. You can’t just have your characters announce how they feel. That makes me feel angry! She also liked to shut up! If rubbin’ frozen dirt in your crotch is wrong, hey I don’t wanna be right. It may comfort you to know that Fry’s death took only fifteen seconds, yet the pain was so intense, that it felt to him like fifteen years. And it goes without saying, it caused him to empty his bowels.